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Ukas vits #232


Q: What’s yellow and imaginary?
A: The square-root of negative banana

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Ukas vits #229


A mathematician organizes a lottery in which the prize is an infinite amount of money. When the winning ticket is drawn, and the jubilant winner comes to claim his prize, the mathematician explains the mode of payment: «1 dollar now, 1/2 dollar next week, 1/3 dollar the week after that…»