Q: What’s yellow and imaginary?
A: The square-root of negative banana
Stikkord: haha
Ukas vits #231
Q: Why couldn’t the Mobius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Ukas vits #230
Q: What’s a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Ukas vits #229
A mathematician organizes a lottery in which the prize is an infinite amount of money. When the winning ticket is drawn, and the jubilant winner comes to claim his prize, the mathematician explains the mode of payment: «1 dollar now, 1/2 dollar next week, 1/3 dollar the week after that…»
Ukas vits #228
– What is purple and commutative?
– An abelian grape
Ukas vits #227
Q: Why did the boy eat his math homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Ukas vits #226
Mathematician1: So why did you become a mathematician?
Mathematician2: I don’t like working with numbers.
Ukas vits #225
Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.
«You said what?» – Part 19
Ukas vits #224
Q: What do you call it when a mathematician’s parrot hasn’t been fed?
A: Poly»no meal» (Polynomial)
Pandalilium 