The world’s longest song
Tag: jokes
Ukas vits #241
«I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.»
Ukas vits #240
What has 3 feet but no toes?
A yard stick
Ukas vits #239
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: «you’re pointless»
Ukas vits #238
What did one math book say to the other math book? «I don’t know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!»
Ukas vits #237
Q: When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
A: Your fingers
Ukas vits #236
Q: What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick?
A: It had to go to L’Hospital
Ukas vits #235
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Ukas vits #234
Ukas vits #233
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
